B)You wake up face down on the pavement. :-/
You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.
You turn on the morning news, and they're showing emergency routes out of London. 88|
Your wife says, "Good Morning, John!" and your name isn't John. :no:
You put both contact lenses in the same eye. |-|
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. :**:
Your car horn not only gets stuck on but you're also following a group of Hell's Angels on the motorway. 8|
The Gypsy fortuneteller offers to refund your money. :**:
Your boss tells you not to bother to take your coat off. :roll:
You wake up to discover that your waterbed has leaked, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed. >:XX
It's the morning after the office party and everyone is avoiding you. :wave:
Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate. 88|
You go to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party and there aren't any. :oops: