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Blogger jailed for Islam and president insults
Metro Thursday, February 22, 2007
A court has convicted a blogger in Eygpt for insulting both Islam and the country's president Hosni Mubarak.
The court in the city of Alexandria sentenced Abdel Karim Suleiman to four years in jail over his writings on the Internet.
The 22-year-old former law student, who has been in custody since November, was the first blogger to stand trial in Egypt for his Internet writings.
He was convicted in connection with eight articles he wrote since 2004.
One of Suleiman's articles said that al-Azhar in Cairo, one of the most prominent seats of Sunni Muslim learning, was promoting extreme ideas.
Another article, headlined "The Naked Truth of Islam as I Saw it", accused Muslims of savagery during clashes between Muslims and Christians in Alexandria in 2005.
He has also described some of the companions of the Muslim prophet Mohammad as "terrorists", and has likened Mubarak to dictatorial pharaohs who ruled ancient Egypt.
Suleiman, who describes himself as a Muslim and a liberal, has not denied writing the articles but said they merely represented his own views.

From words the encourage negative feelings to words that encourage POSITIVE proaction.......

1. Love is…………………………..
2. I wish I………………………..
3. Why did I…………………..
4. The last time I………..
5. The first time I……..
6. I hate it when………..

Words that bring out negative feelings

Maybe I should put both feet in the bucket

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree,but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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And I use to tell the kids off for drawing on their hands

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Please don't shoot me

A would-be bank robber stormed out of his intended target empty-handed – after no one took him seriously.
The robber entered the bank in Fairmont, Illinois, with his face covered and a black bag in his hand.
'He told everybody he had a bomb,' Vermilion County Sheriff Pat Hartshorn said.
'He told everybody to get down, that it was a robbery.'
But neither staff nor customers took any notice and he fled empty-handed.